Forget Mercury in retrograde—let’s talk battery levels in regen mode. From fiery Aries to grounded Taurus, here’s your EV match and what it reveals about your driving soul. Buckle up—it’s written in the stars (and probably on your charging app too).
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19): Tesla Model 3
🔥 Bold, impatient, and always first to the latest tech. You don’t queue for chargers—you find the ultra-rapid nobody knows about. Likely to challenge a Porsche Taycan at the lights, just because.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Volvo XC40 Recharge
🌱 Practical, reliable, and secretly luxurious. You want heated seats, a vegan leather interior, and a charger at every National Trust car park. Slow charging? Fine. You’re enjoying your oat latte anyway.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20): MINI Electric
🎉 Fun, flirty, and impossible to pin down. You change charging networks like playlists. Your MINI’s range isn’t huge, but that’s fine—you weren’t planning to drive more than 50 miles before brunch anyway.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Nissan Leaf
💧 Family-focused and comfort-driven. Your Leaf is the calm in a chaotic car park. You’re loyal to your local charger and carry enough snacks for a road trip to Inverness—even if you’re just popping to Sainsbury’s.
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22): Porsche Taycan
🌟 Dramatic entrances only. Your Taycan roars (digitally, of course) into every car park. You’re the driver others sneak glances at—part envy, part curiosity. You’ve definitely posted a #RapidCharge selfie.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Hyundai IONIQ 5
📋 Organised, efficient, and eco-conscious. Your glovebox contains a printed charging map (just in case). You’ve mastered regenerative braking to an artform and know your charging stats to the decimal point.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22): Polestar 2
⚖️ Stylish and balanced. You value a minimalist cabin almost as much as a balanced battery percentage. You’ll drive miles to your favourite café charger because aesthetics matter—even when plugging in.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Jaguar I-PACE
🦂 Mysterious and intense. You charge at night, drive in stealth mode, and secretly know all the charger outages in a 50-mile radius. You don’t talk about your range—you just glide past with 15% left.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Kia EV6
🏕️ Adventurous and restless. Your EV6 has seen more service stations than most petrol cars. You’re the first to try a new charging app and you actually enjoy road trip planning (with snacks).
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): BMW iX
💼 Ambitious and a bit of a perfectionist. Your car charges faster than your phone, and you probably expense every session. You know the exact kWh cost difference between peak and off-peak rates.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Volkswagen ID. Buzz
💡 Quirky, social, and ahead of your time. You’re the driver who starts conversations at chargers about renewable energy. Your car has fairy lights and probably a yoga mat in the back.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Renault Zoe
🌊 Dreamy and empathetic. You’re here for the quiet drives and the low running costs. You love finding chargers with ocean views and will absolutely give directions to the nearest one.
The Final Word
So, did we get it right? Whatever your sign, one thing’s universal: charging shouldn’t be stressful. ONEEV keeps you and your EV aligned, wherever the stars—and roads—take you.
